Mendonsa Madness: Mystery solved

I've noticed this past week that my cans of soda seem to disappear rather quickly. I thought I needed to pay more attention and not drink them so fast. This morning, the mystery was solved.

I opened a new (and the last) can, took a sip, and set it on the countertop. Nicole immediately picked up the can, guzzled the ENTIRE can, belched loudly, and set it back onto the countertop. She looked at me very calmly and said, "That was really good, Mom." AND WALKED AWAY!

It's hard to get mad when you're laughing.

What Not to do While Unpacking

Ask any sweet elderly ladies to take care of you boa constrictor, which just escaped from it's cage
DO not every hint that you are having home birth in a hot tub. For those that freak the most, ask them to video tape.
Put your name on basketballs unless you are 100% sure they are really your balls.
Light a bonfire to burn brush and find out it's the neighbors' yard
Do not forget to sign a change of address
Forget to call credit card companies to change your address
Throw away junk boxes without checkign through them
Keep all the shoes in separate places - it makes it hard to match them'1
Move in without a refrigerator
Pack all the paper and pens
Lose all your bills and hope they were paid before moving
Put away dirty laundry to "take care of later"
Do not pack perishables in non-labeled boxes